The University of --------
Introducing two courses...
1. MIND: Master IN Depression.
Eligibility: 1. Completed Bachelor of Depression (UG).
2. If you MIND everything.
3. Minimum 3 ailments.
4. Anxiety, Fear, Blood pressure, Worries, Sadness, Sleep disorder is mandatory.
Note: No vacancy.
2. MIND: Master IN Delightful.
Eligibility: 1. Completed Bachelor of Delightful (UG).
2. If you MIND nothing.
3. Minimum 3 successful projects.
4. Happy, Blissful, Healthy , Love , Joy, Good dreams is mandatory.
Note: Vacancy available.
I want to mind you. Please don't keep in mind .
* The above ad is fictional .
